Bonnie The Cow

March 30th, 2012  |  Published in Wall of Fame

Bonnie was not even born when Richard, Chrissey and Claire started the Speed Marketing course. But within months she was the star of the show. Her ability to milk a pun and save New Zealand cattle from wet bums was mooooraculous.
An ability to sell animal bedding was the stuff of legends.
Rumors abound she is dating Richie McCow, however this could not be substantiated at the time of publication.
BEST STRATEGY IMPLEMENTED: Giving birth to herself, direct mail and press releases. Bonnie had an ability to get herself free PR at will.

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